"There is a thin line between irrational and pointless"
"If you wait for the fresh green pea whose surface area is a whole number then you will just end up waiting to join Euclid in the afterlife"
"Eventuality is boring. Be weird - Save the world!"
"I thought that I was trespassing the bandwidths and was landing up in someone else's modulated section"
"Ah! Jobs always stink. They are there to pay for the perfumes"